hardcorerockinn:

saying “no we can’t” when bob the builder and his gang said “can we fix it?” because you were a rebellious cunt of a child

(Source: sexualfavours, via angelikuhhh)

beerito:

faytev2:

beerito:

are u in love with me? no?? *slides u a chocolate pudding* how about now?

I’m more of a butterscotch pudding kind of guy.

well have fun looking for someone who will love u

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orgasmic-humor:

I think it’s so fake how some pants have pockets that are sewn shut like be real with me don’t pretend to be something you’re not

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i secretly like getting assigned seats in school because it takes away that awkward “i have no friends in this class where the fuck am i gonna sit” factor

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