saying “no we can’t” when bob the builder and his gang said “can we fix it?” because you were a rebellious cunt of a child
are u in love with me? no?? *slides u a chocolate pudding* how about now?
I’m more of a butterscotch pudding kind of guy.
well have fun looking for someone who will love u
I think it’s so fake how some pants have pockets that are sewn shut like be real with me don’t pretend to be something you’re not
i secretly like getting assigned seats in school because it takes away that awkward “i have no friends in this class where the fuck am i gonna sit” factor